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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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