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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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