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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.