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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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