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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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