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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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