Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack

Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.