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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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