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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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