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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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