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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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