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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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