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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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