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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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