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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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