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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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