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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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