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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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