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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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