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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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