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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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