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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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