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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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