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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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