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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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