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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Delilah
had their beloved pet
snake 🐍
Gizmo
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺
a turkey 🦃
an ostrich 🐦
a venomous snake 🐍
a bear 🐻
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cow 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a wild boar 🐗
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