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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻
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