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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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