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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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