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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Delilah
had their beloved pet
snake 🐍
Teddy
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a tiger 🐯
a turkey 🦃
a warthog 🐗
a crocodile 🐊
an elephant 🐘
a lynx 😺
a hippo 🦛
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