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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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