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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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