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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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