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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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