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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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