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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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