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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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