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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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