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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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