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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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