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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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