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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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