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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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