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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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