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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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