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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Delilah
had their beloved pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
mouse 🐁
goldfish 🐠
parrot 🦜
monkey 🐒
dog 🐕
guinea pig 🇬🇳
poodle 🐩
hamster 🐹
labrador 🐕
kitten 🐱
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