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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕

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