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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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