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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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