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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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