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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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