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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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