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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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